Funny Friendship Quotes For Him

3 the only reason we re friends is that you know way too many of my secrets.

Funny friendship quotes for him. This is by far your worst idea ever i ll be there in 15 minutes. We should consider each other s wrinkles the years cruise by. When you ve made a fool of yourself he doesn t feel you ve done a permanent job. A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

2 sometimes i feel that i can have better friends. A good friend will help you move a dead body. Funny friendship quotes involving money and politicians. They don t smell as much always make you laugh and life is impossible to live without them.

Funny friendship quotes i don t like to commit myself about heaven and hell you see i have friends in both places. We ll be friends until we re old and senile then we ll be new friends. Enjoy these hilarious sayings as you think about your own crazy friends. These short and funny friendship quotes aren t just for laughs though they also offer some revealing insights about what it means to be and have a friend.

Mark twain you can always tell a real friend. Develop old with me. 41 the holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money mark twain. So let it be besties for life shall we say.

How about we see who misfortunes the majority of the teeth and who will require the assistance of the strolling stick first.